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Total Medals Earned: 295 (From 105 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,465 Points

Super Norris Advance

Medals Earned: 4/9 (20/60 points)

BALLS OF FIRE 5 Points

Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)

Button Test 5 Points

Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)

Leftorioum 5 Points

Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)

Pit Faller 5 Points

Fall into a hole.

Derp 5 Points

Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)

Texas Ranger 5 Points

Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)

Peacekeeper 10 Points

Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)

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Super SOPA Bros.

Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/110 points)

Fire Power 5 Points

Shoot those censor boxes!

Mushroom 5 Points

Tasty.

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1UP 10 Points

Find that secret block...

Star Power 10 Points

Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.

Kill All Enemies 25 Points

If only killing SOPA was that easy...

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SuperStrawberryClockRPG

Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/300 points)

Strawberry who? 5 Points

A quick look at SBC

One Shot 5 Points

One Kill

HONEY GET! 10 Points

get ending 1

Hocus Pocus 10 Points

use magic

HONEY NOT GET! 10 Points

get ending 2

forgot my wallet 10 Points

get ending 3

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spare ribs 100 Points

Found the secret medal

T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/325 points)

One Wrong Move 5 Points

Die by falling off the edge.

Tetris'd 5 Points

Die by getting squished.

Well Educated 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial.

'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points

Survive 15 seconds without jumping.

Competing 5 Points

Submit your score.

Still Alive 5 Points

Stay alive for 50 block-drops

That Was Useful 5 Points

Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.

Addicted 10 Points

Play the game for at least 20 minutes.

I'm Not Stopping 10 Points

Stay alive for 100 block-drops.

Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points

Jump 50 times in one game.

Total Showoff! 10 Points

Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.

Dodgelicious 25 Points

Stay alive for 250 block-drops.

Smooth Moves 25 Points

Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.

Ninja 100 Points

Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.

True G4m3r 100 Points

Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

Tankman Training

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/410 points)

Ready to Roll 10 Points

Complete level 1

Boulder Dash 25 Points

Complete level 4

Bridge's Out 25 Points

Complete level 3

Flipper 25 Points

Complete level 5

Rough Terrain 25 Points

Complete level 2

Bite Marks 50 Points

Complete level 6

Floor Master 50 Points

Complete level 9

Safety First 50 Points

Complete level 8

Squeeze Time 50 Points

Complete level 7

License to Tank 100 Points

Complete level 10

Tek Tactical

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)

Killer 5 Points

Kill 5 enemies.

Goal Setter 5 Points

Earn 6 achievements.

Mass Murderer 5 Points

Kill 125 enemies.

Minimalist 5 Points

Earn 1 achievement.

Serial Killer 5 Points

Kill 30 enemies.

Achievement Acquirer 10 Points

Earn 40 achievements.

Badge Badger 10 Points

Earn 25 achievements.

Goal Getter 10 Points

Earn 16 achievements.

Half-Assed 10 Points

Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.

Rampage 10 Points

Kill 550 enemies.

Maniac Murderer 25 Points

Kill 1,900 enemies.

Medal Monster 25 Points

Earn 80 achievements.

Non-Stop Rampage 25 Points

Kill 1,125 enemies.

Maniacal Mangler 50 Points

Kill 11,000 enemies.

Medal Maniac 50 Points

Earn 110 achievements.

Menacing Maimer 50 Points

Kill 4,000 enemies.

Genocide 100 Points

Kill 60,000 enemies.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?

Tentacle Wars

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/455 points)

Level 01 5 Points

It's time to learn some tricks

Level 02 5 Points

Team: step back then protect front line

Level 03 5 Points

Dominate! This is your only salvation

Level 04 5 Points

Cut! In the right place, at the right time

Level 05 10 Points

Master the craft of war

Level 06 10 Points

What a huge life form!

Level 07 10 Points

Your enemies - are enemies to each other

Level 08 10 Points

Get out of my corner

Level 09 10 Points

Try walking in their shoes

Level 10 10 Points

Is this place safe to hide forever?

Level 11 25 Points

Escape

Level 12 25 Points

Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible

Level 13 25 Points

This should be easy

Level 14 25 Points

Neutral wall

Level 15 25 Points

Between the devil and the deep blue sea

Level 16 50 Points

Run as fast as you can

Level 17 50 Points

Quick team trick

Level 18 50 Points

Behind the wall

Level 19 50 Points

Predator is the top life form - become him!

Level 20 50 Points

They have no chance to survive...

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/355 points)

Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

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The Beast: MDM

Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/400 points)

Axe-cuse me 5 Points

Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.

Censored in Beast Trilogy 5 Points

Rip the first dude's head off.

Have a nice day 5 Points

Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.

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And it was all yellow 5 Points

Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.

Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points

Shotgun rape the first guy.

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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