Total Medals Earned: 295 (From 105 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,465 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (20/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/300 points)
A quick look at SBC
One Kill
get ending 1
use magic
get ending 2
get ending 3
Found the secret medal
Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/325 points)
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/410 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 3
Complete level 5
Complete level 2
Complete level 6
Complete level 9
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 10
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)
Kill 5 enemies.
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 125 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Kill 30 enemies.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/455 points)
It's time to learn some tricks
Team: step back then protect front line
Dominate! This is your only salvation
Cut! In the right place, at the right time
Master the craft of war
What a huge life form!
Your enemies - are enemies to each other
Get out of my corner
Try walking in their shoes
Is this place safe to hide forever?
Escape
Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible
This should be easy
Neutral wall
Between the devil and the deep blue sea
Run as fast as you can
Quick team trick
Behind the wall
Predator is the top life form - become him!
They have no chance to survive...
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.